And we thought the threat of receiving lumps of coal was a terrifying prospect?
- All across Europe there are members of a shady cast of characters who are far removed from our own “jolly old elf.” They make Santa’s threat of skipping your house on Christmas Eve sound desirable.
- Since the 15th century in Holland, each December 6 Sinter Klaus arrives by ship into the port of Amsterdam accompanied by his servant, Black Peter (Zwarte Piet in Dutch). Children who have been irretrievably bad are popped into a bag by Peter and carried off to Spain.
- Other disturbing types include Hans Trapp in Germany who threatens children with sticks; Buzebergt, also from Germany, who smears starch on anyone who crosses her path; and Cert in Czechoslovakia who wears all black and carries a whip and chains.
- Most concerning to me is Frau Freen, also known as Bertcha, who in order to ensure that holiday household chores were done, cast bad luck spells on lazy females.
There are Many Unpalatable Christmas Foods Thats Origins Can Be Traced Back to England
- Everyone’s favorite running baked Christmas joke, the fruitcake, dates back to England’s Middle Ages (not the one Aunt Bertcha gave you in 1983.)
- Mincemeat pie was a favorite holiday specialty in Medieval Times. Suet, dried meats and fruits were the primary ingredients. I was very relieved to learn that meat is not used in the modern day version.
- Plum pudding, an icon of the Victorian era, was prepared in bags and resembled cannon balls. These days the pudding can be purchased in cans at gourmet food stores. These taste more like the can than anything ever described by Charles Dickens. Originally intended as a way to preserve meat, there are no plums in plum pudding. “Plum” was probably inserted into the name to distract anyone from thinking about preserved meats.
- Gingerbread is under-appreciated for the most part by Americanized palates. The first gingerbread man is credited as being produced by the court of Queen Elizabeth I. The queen often bestowed important visitors with charming gingerbread likenesses of themselves. The way many monarchs were into chopping off each other’s heads during this time period, I believe this fits.
Favorite Christmas Flower
- Dr. Joel Roberts Poinsett, the American ambassador to Mexico from 1825 – 1829, brought Mexican “Flower of the Holy Night” back to his home in South Carolina. The amateur botanist propagated the plant in Greenville, SC, hothouses. A few years later the festive red plant was given the name, “poinsettia.” That an important South Carolina figure on a boondoggle had sense enough to bring home a plant, and not an Argentinian woman as proof of his whereabouts, is especially notable.
Christmas Superstitions
- For the most part, children born on Christmas Eve or Day are considered to be very lucky. In Poland, he or she may turn out to be a werewolf. Humm, I wonder what they think of Twilight in Poland? Maybe babies born on Easter get to be vampi
res?
- In Greece you are to burn your old shoes during the Christmas season to prevent misfortunes in the coming year.
- Anyone who dies at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve in Ireland, goes straight to heaven without having to wait in purgatory.
- A girl from Devonshire, England, who knocks on the door of the hen house on Christmas Eve, will know she is getting married within the year if a rooster crows.
- Early Christmas morning, trolls roam the Swedish countryside. Stay Indoors!
On a final note, the above are all mostly superstitions and old legends. I beg you not to go around this week stating them as fact unless you want to scare the heck out of your loved ones. For instance, I seriously don’t think Swedish people should stay indoors. And absolutely no one should burn a perfectly decent pair of shoes.
Do you have anything to add? How about your own interesting Christmas lore?
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You’ve forgot one other awful thing that came out of England. My ex mother in law. Worse even than the fruitcake
This was a fun compendium of good and bad traditions. Thanks.
Merry Christmas to you.
What a marvelously interesting blog! I just LOVED it!
Here’s an interesting tradition you didn’t mention here. It originates in Scandinavia. When Christmas Eve arrives, a sheaf of grain is placed out of doors so th birds can enjoy a fiest. In some farm homes, it is hung from the ridgepole of their houses, or on a tall pole in th yard. In the city families often tie the sheaf above their front doors.
Late in the afternoon of Christmas eve, the people bundle up and set off for church. AFer the service familieis hurry home for a special Christmas Eve dinner. Two special foods are served at this time. One is codfish which has ben soaked in water, then rinsed and boiled. I believe it is called Lutefisk. It is truly ly delicious.
Then there is a flat bread made with potatoes, cooked on a special pan. Steamed Carrots are served along with a rice pudding.
In Sweden the mothr hides one single whole almond in the rice pudding. Whoever gets the almond will have a lucky year.
Then there’s the beautiful tradition o9f St. Lucia Day on December 13th. St Lucia was a maiden of great purity and courage who lived long ago. She is a symbol of returning light and of victory over darkness. On the morning of St. Lucia Day, th eeldest daughter of the family dresses in a long white gown. On her head she wears a crown of lighted candles. The pretty “St. Lucia” then serves hot rolls and coffee to her family. This is such a whimsical and beautiful traditon. sometimes I think I’d like to live in Sweden!
Merry Christmas!!!
These are all interesting and weird. I have nothing good to add, but I always knew that if I did not go to bed on time on Christmas eve, Santa would NOT come.
I have seen recently in public, some naughty children that should be carried off to spain.
Merry Christmas
Spells on lazy females… oh dear…
And now I know when to pass away.. Christmas eve stroke of midnight hey? Straight to heaven? I knew there was a way I could get in the door
Merry Christmas!
What a fantastic read! Thanks for all the research and information!
Does anybody give fruitcake anyomore who doesn’t want a doorstop????
Okay, you’ve pretty much scarred me for life with these stories! (and we never got coal–we got ONIONS instead! Talk about crying!)
I am totally dying in Ireland.
This is wonderful!
I’m definitely staying out of Sweden. Have you heard David Sedaris’s “Six to Eight Black Men”, about the Dutch Christmas story? He makes me laugh.
Here’s a link: http://www.channels.nl/knowledge/28970.html
This was perfect.
Alrighty then. So how did you get your hands on my fruitcake? I’d planned on re-gifting it.
But, if I burn my old shoes, do I get to go shoe shopping?
you guys all crack me up! May you all have a holiday free of fruitcakes, both human and not
Ah, the holidays! Another reason to get fat and go into debt!
Merry Christmas, Margo, and may you have a blessed New Year.
Thank you for visiting my blog and leaving your deliciously witty comments.
There are some scary Christmas traditions out there! Interesting what they said about gingerbread. I love love love the images & like to craft little gingerbread men and women, but the taste isn’t my favorite.
You know how I love the old legends!
Old fruitcakes, though, not so much. Not even new fruitcakes. And trust me, you don’t want to taste plum pudding. It’s gross.
Merry Christmas!!!! =)
I’m going to burn my son’s nasty sneakers! Thanks for the info! Hope you’re having a lovely holiday week…
Damn. I’m STILL the only person who likes fruitcake?
There is only one fruitcake, and it has been gifted year after year after year… and no it’s never fruitcake weather haha.
Great collection of Christmas thoughts.
I’ve been trying to get around to everyone.
Happy New Year!
Very interesting.
Have a great New Year.
And ew, fruit cake!
After reading this?
That an important South Carolina figure on a boondoggle had sense enough to bring home a plant, and not an Argentinian woman as proof of his whereabouts, is especially notable.
There is nothing more to add. NOTHING!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!!
That was wonderfully enjoyable. There is the Krampus also, a little devil-like creature who travels with St. Nick. I learned about this through Stephen Colbert, but actually do recall seeing it before in a course I took about mythological figures and tradition.
I do find it amusing, the prior to the turn of the twentieth century, parents thought nothing of scaring the crap out of their children, as a tradition.
By the way, I must make a slight stand for fruitcake. The commercially produced ones are absolutely horrifying, but every now and then you’ll run across someone who makes a proper fruitcake (and they are almost always of English descent).
I’m no great fan of them, but the proper ones are well soaked with Brandy, and the dried fruits are not the strange, rubbery, almost neon fruits used in the commercially produced ones. They are proper dried fruits, soak in brandy (or other alcoholic concoctions) and held together with a dense, sweet cake (also lavished with booze).
Comparing the commercially produced cake ( as a joke at this stage, I feel certain) to the real thing is a bit like comparing a torte to a Twinkie.
The defense of fruitcake rests
Have a marvelous New Year!
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